Tuesday, 11 February 2014 07:38 PM
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Whelp it looks like my date for friday will be a nice glass of gibson (Vodka Martini w/ Onion and no olive).
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 07:34 PM
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It was a summer’s eve. I had to give a fugly girl a ride home; I was in debt with her. She was drunk, and she grabs my hand and says, “How does that feel?” I replied, “Uh okay? I guess.” I wasn’t Interested. She Said, “PLEASE?” “you can suck my dick…”
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 06:16 PM
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I propose a Singles Awareness Day the day after Valentines Day where parties are held for single people only and we show everybody how much fun we can have!
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 05:34 PM
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If a guy is trying to talk to you and wants to hang out, give it a chance. Who knows they could be a really nice person.
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:21 PM
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I went to an SI session because I had a quiz the next day. I ended up staring at the SI instructor's boobs because they were so nice. I ended up learning nothing but I also regret nothing.
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:14 PM
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The friendzone is a place that exists only for the entitled and the delusional. That's how I feel about that.
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:45 PM
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Momma told me boy someday a girls gon steal your mind and then you'll know. I never knew but I do now, I never knew but I do now, I love you love you love you love you you you you you you...
Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:41 PM
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My worst rejection was when I proposed to my girlfriend and she told me that she had been cheating on me. Its been a year and 6 months since that day and I still haven't fully recovered.