Monday, 17 February 2014 12:38 AM
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I got drunk and ate a lot of prunes, and have been paying the price all day.
Monday, 17 February 2014 12:05 AM
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I'm on a two month dry spell. I'm literally about to start humping random shit in my room.
Sunday, 16 February 2014 10:28 PM
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So I have one vibrator, it's decent but not going to last much longer. I really want a replacement but I can't pick just one! Do people think collecting sex toys is weird or hot?
Sunday, 16 February 2014 09:39 PM
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I don't care that I'm 50 pounds overweight, when I slip on yoga pants, I feel sexy. It's as much a state of mind as looks, people.
Sunday, 16 February 2014 09:19 PM
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My roommate never leaves the room. Not for classes, not for friends, and not for anything. She pretty much just sleeps all day and watches Tv all night. It is her room too, but she makes me feel like a visitor in my own room. Cannot wait to have my own place!
Sunday, 16 February 2014 09:03 PM
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i fucked in the forest over on Shultz creek trail with my boyfriend for the first time… gotta say the thrill of it alone made my pussy wet af
Sunday, 16 February 2014 07:54 PM
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I wish Usher's voice singing "these are my confessions" would play every time I visit this page.
Sunday, 16 February 2014 07:13 PM
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I hate boy bands and Justin Beiber, but I have to say... Best song ever by 1D is catchy as hell.