Well this is awkward.

Just gave my friend some damiana tea on a little street corner in a plastic baggy with no writing on it because that's how I bought it..and when I was walking over to the bus stop (which was 30-40 feet from where I gave it to him) everyone was looking at me funny...and then I realized me giving him that looked EXACTLY like a drug deal with weed.

Well, I guess I got my taste of the thug life! It gave me a good laugh to start the day off with!

A guy who I occasionally hook up with came over and we fucked. Then he left, and not even 10 minutes later a different guy came over to just watch a movie and cuddle. Best of both worlds.

It's damn hard to pretend like I'm all cool without you. My head is telling me to stop thinking about you and that it's time to move on, but my mind is just all about you.

Ok. So about a year and a half ago my then GF cheated on me, left me for someone else, and I was heartbroken. I've been dating someone new for the last 5 months and I recently found out from one of my exs friends that they still have my stuff and claim to still be in love with me. Is it bad that despite my new relationship I want to talk to my ex and get some resolution and closure on why everything happened?

I trashed a relationship by sleeping with a girl who had a boyfriend, many times. I feel bad because we got along, spent a lot of nights together, and were pretty much alike. Her boyfriend is in the military, so it is long distance, and I get how it is to be lonely. I feel bad, but honestly, it's better that it happened sooner than later. She was obviously a shitty person for cheating, although I'm not better. I guess I don't want to be with her either, because we had sex the first night we met, and she'd probably do that to me as well.

Everything is awesome!
Everything is cool when you're part of a team.
Everything is awesome, when we're living our dream!

My boyfriend and I were at home watching movies and he pulled a ring pop out and said will you marry me. I laughed and said sure and slipped it on and started eating it. When I was done he slipped it off and frowned said well this won't do you don't have anything left! He pulled out a real diamond ring and said I'll put it on if you promise not to eat it :)

Why is it so hard to get a girl to dance with you? And I don't mean that gross shit where she wipes her ass with my dick I mean real dancing. Son of a bitch, man. Someone put your arm around my shoulder and sway. Fucking jump around with me and move your arms fucking look like an idiot with me! Something!