Monday, 17 February 2014 01:41 PM
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When I'm drunk you know I'm getting Taco Bell
Monday, 17 February 2014 01:39 PM
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I have gotten into more drunk fights with trees than i have with actual people
Monday, 17 February 2014 01:38 PM
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Was filling my bong up at the water fountain when my RA walked up... she said "cool waterbottle"
Monday, 17 February 2014 01:37 PM
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Went to every class high last semester, except Spanish. That shit's confusing
Monday, 17 February 2014 01:34 PM
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Sometimes I sing the national anthem in my head during sex to last longer
Monday, 17 February 2014 01:33 PM
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Ever since I lost my virginity a few months ago, getting my period is less of a burden and more of a celebration.
Monday, 17 February 2014 01:24 PM
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I was falling for you which was bad since we work together. Then you started treating me and everyone else like an ass. My feelings for you are now conveniently fading.
Monday, 17 February 2014 01:04 PM
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The two girls in the rec center on Sunday around 6pm who were blasting your music through the speakers... you were both cute and in good shape but no one wants to hear your techno music. It was too loud and I couldn't hear my own music.