Monday, 17 February 2014 03:56 PM
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To the guy cranking country music on the 1st floor of Tinsley, I don't know who you are or what you look like, but will you marry me please?
Monday, 17 February 2014 02:07 PM
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I miss the emotionally insecure girls at UofA, how is someone supposed to get laid with all of these self-empowering women here?
Monday, 17 February 2014 01:55 PM
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My roommate sits in our room all day and plays video games. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t even know what a vagina is
Monday, 17 February 2014 01:53 PM
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I kicked a guy out of my room after sex just so I could order cheesy bread at 3AM and not have to share.
Monday, 17 February 2014 01:50 PM
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Monday, 17 February 2014 01:47 PM
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I never knew it was possible for a guy to have a penis the size of a tube of Chapstick. Lesson learned, size does indeed matter
Monday, 17 February 2014 01:46 PM
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Almost every girl has a boyfriend. But it's like soccer, even though there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
Monday, 17 February 2014 01:43 PM
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The most important thing you'll do in college is find a friend that won't let you go home with an ugly guy.
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