I don't know why, and it really shouldn't bother me, but I cannot stand those broads that wear shorts that could be classified as underwear to class. It's February in fucking Flagstaff, but some damn clothes on. I'm all for the "you do you" thing, but have a little respect for yourself.

To the person who stole my bagel this morning, you know it was you. I hope you enjoyed it because I didn't use a transfer or dinning dollars. I worked for every penny spent.

Half of these confessions make me want to put a gun in my mouth because they're so goddamn depressing.

I think my boyfriend is going to propose to me within the next few months and i'm so excited but scared shitless as well! I am only 21...am I too young?

When I see other girls at the gym who don't know what they're doing, I feel like a badass. They're easy to spot; typically they'll use zero weight and be on the machine for ten seconds before doing it again somewhere else. If you don't break a sweat, you're doing it WRONG. And for the love of god, denim anything does not belong in the gym. Why does that even need to be stated? D: Shout out to those ladies who are there with a purpose!

Girl: I'm not ready for a relationship
Two weeks later...
Girl: I found someone sorry bout it

Shouldn't a guy understand that a girl may not want to do anything if she is sick? I guess if i get sick then I just ruined the night plus I have roommates that will go nuts if I bring a guy back to our apartment or tell them that I have a date. It is not like they advertise that I am a virgin do guys when they are drunk

Everyone who has exams I want to take this moment and wish you all the best of luck for them. Everyone who doesn't have exams anytime soon, wait 1-2 weeks and come back and read the first sentence only.