Wednesday, 19 February 2014 01:50 PM
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I think it's funny how most everyone assumes that being in college means you've had sex.
Wednesday, 19 February 2014 01:47 PM
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Seeing my breath in the morning will never get old to me. I will forever pretend that I am a dragon.
Wednesday, 19 February 2014 01:43 PM
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When a guy shoves his tongue down your throat or swirls it around your mouth and expects you to be impressed. Fuck no.
Wednesday, 19 February 2014 01:35 PM
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Who the fuck taught you to go into a kiss open-mouthed? They're fired.
Wednesday, 19 February 2014 01:25 PM
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I have been looking for the right girl bit there are none in flagstaff were are they
Wednesday, 19 February 2014 12:40 PM
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I'll be so happy if i get to see my ex in the near future. We needed to be more matured and be fully ready for each other. When we meet again, I wish I can still be the one who can love you and the one who can be loved by you.
Wednesday, 19 February 2014 12:37 PM
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With these eggs I shall forge the mightiest of cakes of which to celebrate the power of sardines! (Yes it shall be a sardine cake because I can)
Wednesday, 19 February 2014 12:35 PM
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I got a job! I got a job! I got my first job out of college and it only took two months from getting my bachelors, to get a job!!! And my bachelors mattered!!!