I sometimes feel like I'm that clueless chick at the gym. I really want to get into being fit but I have no idea where to start and how to work most of the gym equipment.

Working and all day I see 2 guys that are totally cute... I can't help but stare...

My roommate and I plan on kicking our third roommate out by reenacting Bridesmaids... "So we're actually gonna live together, alone. Without you..." I'd feel sorry but that's what happens when you never clean and masturbate in our ONLY shower

my studying includes blasting music, dancing in my underwear in front of a mirror, and eating a shit ton of chicken. #chickencoma

The feeling you get after you take a huge shit after eating almost 2 boxes of girl scout cookies the night before. heheheh.

Ugh, I'm so creeped out by the ghost tale of a nightmare I had last night, that my own reflection in windows has been scaring the dickens out of me all day.

I want a guy that will play Call of Duty with me, work out with me at the gym, take me paint-balling, go four-wheeling, and wrestle me around when I need a release. Someone I can laugh with when we watch porn and then try to recreate it. I need a guy that can hold a conversation with me and agrees that Han shot first. Why the fuck is this so hard?

Boy: Wanna have sex?
Girl:Not today,call me Friday I might be able too.
Friday-
Boy:Can have sex today?
Girl:No, I'm having sex with my boyfriend instead.