Where are my fellow New Mexicans? I can't be the only one.

I often feel like my vagina smells like Panda Express...

I get all excited when I get to ride on that one weird looking bus

I broke up with my girlfriend so I wouldn't have to wear this awful leather jacket she got me. I now have a much cooler, more badass leather jacket.

I'm a girl who loves the outdoors and adventuring and just want some guy friends to hang by a fire, go off roading, hiking, camping, drink some beers with. I'm not looking for anything, just some people I can relate to.. Most girls are just scared to get their nails dirty. Where are you guys??

A real confession... I'm an automotive specialist, I've built unique custom projects, made simple repairs for friends and family, and even built my own car from the ground up. Everybody seems to think I'm some prodigy, but I hate hearing about it. I only work on these stupid things because I'm lonely. My very first custom, I started it because the love of my life left me, and I didn't want to face that reality. The sad part is that I'm still doing that today. I don't want to go fast, I'm tired of this contract, I'm tired of the loud engines, I'd give up all of this - the money, my tools, even my own build- just to have a quiet and happy place and be in love again.

After 6 months of working on myself and improving myself where ever I saw fit, I finally opened up to the idea of actually being with someone, she led me on for a week and dumped me. I give up, I'm going to just do me from now on. All I know are snakes :/.

I almost had sex with a guy who just turned 16, because him and a friend had me fooled that he was 18... Dick move.