Sometimes I get really pissed and just scream at my toilet.

I'm too embarrassed to just leave it in the comments, but if I was sleeping with a girl who squirted, surprise or otherwise, not a whole lot else would make me harder.

Today I heard a girl say "Hot Spot mashed potatoes are the best!" and I giggled to myself.

I'm a dude and I'm ashamed that the first concert I ever went to was Aaron Carter.

I don't go to parties because if I wanted to see a bunch of self-righteous posers getting drunk and doing stupid shit, I'd just stay in Las Vegas.

One of my friends looks like a viking and every time he and I get in an argument, I ask him "Shouldn't you be screaming at dragons or something like that?"

I am suspicious of the crows around campus. I think they're plotting something.

I know lots of people, but the whole being social thing has never really appealed to me. I would rather be by myself all the time. I have been seeing lots of confessions about people being lonely. It's got me wondering if I am the only person who prefers to be on their own all the time. Does any one else enjoy being a lone wolf?