If there is no way in hell I'm going to fail a class, I want to go into the final, take one look at the exam, scream "I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THIS", and then walk out.

Never thought I would ever witness a group of girls practicing twerking, probably the funniest thing Ive ever seen

So I have this brilliant idea. Lock sixteen people that fit college student stereotypes in a building together, and give them one requirement for getting out: If they kill another one of their "classmates" and get away with it, they can walk free. If they get caught, they are executed really ironically. How does one get out? Kill someone.

I memorize epic battle speeches for fun. Sometimes they aren't heroic, because the one I'm memorizing right now is The Major's speech from Hellsing Ultimate.

Sometimes shit just goes through my head and I get this great big goofy grin on my face and start giggling to myself. Once, my teacher asked me "Is something funny". They kicked me out after I said "Oh, you have no idea."

My friend and I are considering using blood magic on my roommate. She lies about me, steals from me, and makes fun of my recovering from my bulimia and cutting. I'm sorry, but if you make fun of me and my legitimate recovery and mental disorders, you're going to pay. I know that you're losing all your friends, but that's your own damn fault. Maybe if you weren't such a raging bitch, people might want to spend time with you. I honestly hope you die.

I really really want to get drunk with Daft Punk.

I am huge. Like. Really fucking huge. I'm 60 meters tall and kick down walls for shits and giggles while steam rises up off me. I'm huge and really fucking hot.