I orgasm with such intensity that I fart...everytime...not only that, I am a frequent masturbator. Unfortunately, I think my roommate may be catching onto the pattern.

I'm so tired of all the gym snobs here. Who gives a shit if someone is on their phone or doesn't know what they're doing, if you're so into working out then it seems like you should start focusing on yourself at the gym instead of what other people are doing. People like you are the reason people are too insecure to go to the gym. Who give a shit what people do or don't do to try and get a work out in.

When filling out your roommate questionnaire: be fucking honest!

a bunch of people liked my confession about struggling to make friends, but maybe i should've been more clear. i've seen a lot of you on campus or on facebook, you definitely have friends and do fun stuff. i literally only hang out with my roommate or by myself. don't try to act sad and lonely if you're actually not lol

I don't like having to walk all the way to the HLC, everyday at 5:45AM. I would love to go later but it gets crowded as fuck and frankly, the ego lifters with shitty form distract me. Full ROM with proper form > weight

Does anyone know of any actual free dating websites?
Been single for 3 years now, and I actually want a mate, but want to meet new people too since I get rejected from the people I actually like that I know in real life.

where are all the girls that enjoy giving head?

For such a small town we have some amazing drugs.