So I was catching up with a friend that I used to be super close with after not talking for about 4 years. We were talking about guys and what not and then she comes close to me (we are sitting at a restaurant) and whispers in my ear, do you like the pu**y in your mouth? I said no out loud and she quickly changed the subject. Wtf?????! Does she really mean that?!! Opinions? Lol ??

Please explain to me how Flagstaff women aren't materialistic since I'm under the firm belief that I need to win the lottery in order to attract someone.

my girlfriend cheated on me and has no idea that i know. I'm giving her until friday to tell me on her own and try to get my forgiveness. If she doesnt tell me by then I'm gonna have to break up with that slut. I really dont want to have to do it though and will probably forgive her if she confesses to it without me asking.

I wanna walk into SeaWorld with a fishing pole and see what those mother fuckers have to say.

I refuse to accept that I have an std

I was recently dumped, and I was doing fine up until I found out he's already seeing another girl, and was probably doing so while we were together...awesome

To the guy who left $1.35 on the stairway of Gabaldon,

Thank you! On a day when I had no cash or money on my card and needed chocolate you did a great thing!! You really made my day!

-A girl whose day you improved!

All of you suck! I would rather go to college with only a piece of fruit as a friend than be with all of you fucks everyday. #peaceoutAtowndowndog