I wonder all the time if these roommate rants are about me.

I want a relationship where my significant other and I are constantly sarcastic and assholes to each other, but deep down we know we love each other, and we validate this love by having rough condescending sex after an argument.

I've slept with nine different guys and I never had feelings for any of them. The last one introduced feelings to me but he was just using me for jokes. Now I want to find someone I can truly share a better connection with in bed and out of bed but I don't know where to look. I did this to myself because I only know how to find guys that just want a quick fuck and that's it.

Guys who care about their looks more than I care about my own, I just can't. I understand that you want to look good, but if you spend more time in the mirror and talking about yourself than I do as a girl, I just can't. If I'm comfortable enough to throw on sweats and a hoodie, you should be too.

I'm only 19 but I look older than 21, which is very convenient at parties when they kick out everyone they think is under 21.

So I'm going to Mexico over spring break. How stupid would it be if I brought some weed to smoke while I'm down there? Not a lot, just enough for a couple days. I'm just worried about the dogs at the border and shit. Like would I even be able to seal it off enough to not let the smell through?

My freshman 15 had nothing to do with weight

I broke someone else's heart trying to fix mine...