I'm more afraid to ask you out than I am to read aloud in class.

I still have flashbacks about watching pitch perfect.

I just want to CONFESS how incredibly sexy it is when you skate by me and give me that jesus stare.NOoO you know whats even sexier!? How all your friends seem to know who I am and just look at me as if I had three tits.OHHH the best part is that I don't know if you have a voice or not,that right there is the baby maker move!JK,you know who I am,I'm interested,just speak.This mystery man buidness is getting old bruh,we could have made like six babies by now...

Why do I love the toaster bus so much?

I have this fantasy of being forcefully shared by my girlfriend with her friends as their boy toy, having to do whatever they wish, as they savage me like a pride of starving lionesses. They chat and laugh as they fuck my brains out, using me to fulfill their every sexual fantasy.

Hey scooter girl! How about you stop riding that scooter everywhere and ride my face?

Whenever I eat at the hotspot, I always tend to shit my pants.

To the Reilly guys who packed my friend and I a bowl for giving them our favorite magical purple lighter,saturday night...thanks for making my day and proving that not all guys are douches <3 Hopefully we'll see you guys around.