I have a crush on you, but you'll never know because you're my friend and you're friends with my boyfriend.

Tinder. Where one in every 5 matches might talk to you.

You know it wasn't a good night when all you remember about it was hearing a car alarm go off.

I had my first dream about my ex a few days ago where I was completely fine that I had it. Like I wasn't upset about it upon getting up.

"Dear admin,
Why do you pick and choose what confessions to post? Just wondering."

Dear anon,
All of us admins are completely different from each other and there are certain posts that stand out to us and certain posts that don't. Also, we can't post things that have names in them, we can't promote Greek life or certain events and we get complaints about all of the depressing and sappy posts so we have to remain limited on those. Yes it sucks, but those are the rules. I hope I've answered your question. Thank you.
- Admin LB (Lil Bit)

to the guy who works at the north campus starbucks around evening/night time. you're one very handsome son of a gun. ;)

I just want a carne asada burrito with guacamole and pico de gallo.

If anybody found a single speed bike on the north side of Aspen Crossing Hall this weekend, it's black frame, purple rims, purple cranks, purple chain and a purple leopard print seat. If anybody found it or turned it in to lost and found please comment, it was an expensive bike and would really like to get it back.