One time, I farted a loud fart as I got off the bus and said my girlfriend's name really loud so that everyone looked at her :). She got me back by convincing the bus driver the next day that I was racist and hated natives

To the girl with dreads that is at the HLC the same time as me almost every day, you're beautiful.

I want a beautiful girl that smokes, loves the world and all the mysteries it has. I want to hold her and laugh with her and kiss her and tell her she means the world to me because I haven't felt this way about anyone in years. I have so much love to give but no one to give it to and that kills me inside.

To the ginger guy with the beard who works at south campus Einsteins...I would fuck your brains out. As would all of my friends. Keep up the good work. ;)

This guy I was sleeping with told me he did not want anything serious and ended whatever we were. He thought I was very sad but little did he know...I am a sex fiend and was having sex with like 3 other guys.

I'm an RA and I've fucked 3 of my residents just this semester. I love my job.

I feel as though our culture of over-sharing leads to more sadness than necessary. For example, people post all of these comments on here about having boyfriends and then if they break up feel the need to tell us all. It's just a weird new trend that I think makes people feel worse in emotional situations.

The beginning of this semester was the only time i was invested romantically in a girl. After a couple weeks, she sneaks behind my back with my roommate and fucked. Ever since then, i haven't been able to trust any female or friend at this school. And my friendship has been permanently damaged. I HATE PEOPLE!!