I got so bored tonight that I created an account on Tinder-proceeded to like every profile that was shown, walked a total of 3 miles around NAU, ran another 3, and smoked an entire pack of cigarettes. Damn you insomnia

I just want to be in a committed relationship. But I'm almost insatiable with sex so I'd be setting myself up for failure. Damn girl problems.....

Guys, if you're trying to flirt with a girl who you think can't tell that you are, she's playing you. She knows. She has always known. Especially if other guys find her attractive. Hot girls are experts at flirting, and she is twelve steps ahead of you. She just wants you to work harder. She's weeding out who's worth her time because she deals with guys who are interested in her every damn day.

Today my boyfriend said he thinks that the more we have sex, the less special it will be, so we should have less sex. We're in a long distance relationship, and haven't had sex in four weeks.

I haven't bought new underwear since junior year of high school. Five years later, a girl has yet to notice. #gettinit #workinwithwhatIgot #workinwithwhatyougot

I'm suprising my mom this week by going home... She thinks in going to Arkansas to visit my dad but nah, so instead I used the money to buy a train ticket, 3 season passes to seaworld, and some much needed summer clothes for her AHHHHH she's gonna be so happy ??

I'm a tall, 300 lb girl who graduated last year.... One of the things I hate the most is when people tell me I have a beautiful face or sometimes even that I could model, but it's usually followed with "for a large girl" or "for a plus size agency". If you're going to give a compliment, can't it just be a compliment? I don't need a slap in the face tacked on at the end. I know I'm big, thank you Captain Obvious.

While playing a video game today my fiance told me that I should marry one of the characters in the game. I found out that he has a crush on a dragon rider and wants to make a baby with her. My fiance is cheating on me with a video game character. fml