You lost a great girlfriend who would have moved the world to make you happy. And if I never find someone I'm as happy with, I will come after you.

When I was a baby maybe I laughed at people jiggling keys, now I'm older and bolder and just get mad cause I notice that the keys are to a Hummer. Fuck my life, I don't fuck my wife, Fuck my life.

Ahhh! I need FRIENDS, everybody in my contacts is so fake

I'm a lady and I'm here to say that waxing pubes is ridiculous. Maybe I'm just not doing it right, but that shit hurts and isn't super effective! does anyone have any tips?

Native Americans get a Cultural Center and white people don't?? I am appalled.
-Some Native guy

I'm a girl who gets wasted all the time. And i mean ALL the time. That incldes weekends, random Tuesdays, and even in class drinking games. I have a full ride here and a 4.0. I go on road trips all the time and have an active social life.
I am in no way a dab, i handle my shit.
So, to all the girls out there that have called me an alcoholic who isnt going anywhere, next time you black out on jello shots and fuck a frat dude, check my morals and my transcript bitch.

Okay seriously all i want is for guys to communicate their feelings. Honestly it would be so much better if you just let a girl know of you arent into them anymore, or are into someone else. Playing the guessig game, being lead on, and wasting time on someone who really doesnt give a shit gets old. People need to communicate feelings and stop fucking with other peoples emotions.

Leave it to a feminist to demand that the government stay out of her womb, all while demanding free birth control at the same time.