I have recently discovered that I am a kink. I like my ass played with and licked. The thought of sex without it just sounds boring without it. I feel like girls would be freaked out if I asked them to do it

People need to stop using "I'm not ready for a relationship right now" and "it's not you, it's me" to cop-out of relationships. You're ruining it for all of us who it actually applies to. I'm honestly not ready for a relationship, and it is me, not them, but I can't say that because if I do they won't believe me because of dumb people who use it as a lameass excuse.

I don't know why, but all of a sudden all I want to do is smoke. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life, but lately it's all I can think about.

Whenever I have a cold my fats and poop smell like milk... I always want to go to the doctor and be like "what is wrong with my body? I don't have any dairy and this happens" but I can never bring myself to say it because I'm scared what they'd think.

That moment you get in your tiny car, check for 6 mirrors that aren't there and feel tempted to sweep curbs when turning after driving the louie route around campus. Man does bus driving reprogram everything you know about driving! Gotta love it though!

I want to get a chorus of twelve other guys together and have us all sing "Misty Mountains Cold" together. All the verses.

I'm currently writing a textbook and I've never been happier.

I used to only sing in the shower when my roommate was out. Now I can do it with him in the next room. Soon, I'm hoping that I can sing in public without fear.