#7 Today is thursday March 13th 10:05 pm. I saw the girl of my dreams today as I was stepping off the bus at bio sciences, I looked up and there she was trying to get on the bus that I just vacated. I did a couple double takes and was blocking a shit load of people trying to get on the bus, and I didn't even realize I was doing it. I shook myself out of this daze this fucking chick put me in and went on with my day.. Now that I've been reflecting on it for the whole damn day I've come to the conclusion that I'm just lonely, and its a good thing spring break is here cause I need to get laid apparently.

#6 Real talk, sorry to post this here, but where do all my well endowed ladies (D+) get their bikinis at?! I'm actually feeling confident enough to wear one this season, yet it's so hard to find one that actually fits and isn't a million dollars. Someone suggested target but holy shit their biggest size barely covers my nipples and even then the frills/patterns are just out of control... I don't want to look like a baby prostitute. Just something affordable and simple that fits and STAYS ON! Nothing too fancy. Thanks :)

#5 That bright pink BMW that drives around campus all day makes me irrationally angry

#4 I would rather spend all my time in my room, watching movies and singing at the top of my lungs than go out and socialize with people. Is that bad ?

#3 Could Flagstaff PLEASE get a Filipino/Asian market? I'm a Filipino at heart and I want some good food!!

#2 Getting ready for spring break...but first lemme take a selfie!

#1 Shout out to the ladies who give their boyfriends blowjobs for no reason. My ex did that to me, and I loved her for it.

I have had the strangest urge to do porn lately. Unfortunately, I am in a relationship.