#15 Girls love girls and boys.

#14 I had this huge crush on this young lady last semester, and she stopped talking to me out of the blue. But then, the second I start seeing other people again, she reappears in my life and I don't know what to do because she's actually making an effort to spend time with me and I don't know what to make of it. I want to tell her how I feel, but I don't know how to do it without shooting myself in the foot.

#13 I really can't stand one direction fans because they don't cool the entire room.

#12 I've got an addiction to horrible puns, and they're ruining my relationships with my friends.

#11 I feel so accomplished ! I've been sexually frustrated for quite some time. So tonight I said fuck it, and played with myself. I am happy to say that I sucessfully made myself come with no toys, just my fingers. Fuck. Yes.
I would make a lesbian happy haha. But I don't bat for that team. ;)

#10 I want to send these sexy pictures to my ex but we haven't even been broken up for a week yet :/ I miss sharing that with him...they're hella hot.

#9 My coworkers hate me and are convinced I'm a lesbian..what should I do?

#8 I had to call my dad to get his birth date. While I have a good relationship with him, I forgot his birthday... which was today.