[frat party]
*pulls back from kissing*
"Wait. We're not actually brothers, right?"

My boyfriend is never happy. He hates his life and is constantly complaining. I care about him so much and try to give him advice, but he never seems to want to try even if he thinks it's a good suggestion. He says I make him happy, but it's so hard for me not to feel like I'm part of his problems. I wish he would learn what helps him and let me help him too...

What would you do if a guy peed his pants in class?

To the girl walking up San Francisco on the bike path next to the graveyard, I want to thank you for the great start to the day. Your decision to go braless was the thing I needed to turn my grumpy mood happy. The jiggle of your boobs with each step, and your high beams were just a beautiful sight!

Sad that I no longer have class with my crush.

I am incredibly lonely here. I just want a solid friend to go hike with.

In case you need to hear this: You're not alone, and you are stronger than what has happened to you. Don't let anything stop you from conquering this year. Also, nice butt;)

there's a huge wasp I trapped in between my screen door and my front door and now i'm afraid to go outside