I'm never excited for a break from school. I had to work this week to earn some extra needed cash. The only times I can relax is when I have weekend field trips for a class. That just doesn't make sense to me.

i had a great spring break but i came back to have sex all day with my boyfriend cuz i missed him so much.

I got arrested in mexico....I win... #sb2014

During sex I told my boyfriend "Oh look at that, I've been impaled."
I hope someone gets the reference...

Oh, your girlfriends sick? How about, instead of leaving her to go somewhere she had been trying to plan a trip to, and you never showed any interest, you don't leave and instead be romantic for once. Her barely contagious sickness had her down for the count so you'll just go have your fun right? You could you know, go watch movies with her and take her soup and tea. That could also be nice. But you're kind of being a dick, so go ahead, keep on doing you. She'll learn that it's a two way road and maybe next time you need her she'll leave you too.

I hate masterbating and I'm a girl. It's just awkward doing things by yourself... I rather just call up a guy to take car of me down there...!

Yesterday I was feeling horny and I had just gotten my tax return, so I decided to order a pocket pussy online. I then jacked off to some porn, and once my balls were drained I began to regret my purchase. But that was yesterday, now that my semen reserves have been replenished, I can't wait to fuck that fake puss. I'm using it to practice lasting longer in bed with girls. What do you guys think about pocket pussies?

I want to fuck a black chick at least once in my life.