Confession: I got back from spring break early, and I swear having the place to myself has brought out the nudist in me.

This one goes out to the GIRL that was tanning in the Cowden court yard on Saturday March 22 at about 1:30pm ... you have a super hot rocken body in that white bikini ;) ... keep doing what you do your making men happy

Sometime I pick my nose and put it in my butt hole because I think my poop smells better when it's mixed wit boogers.

So it turns out that food doesn't go backwards though your digestive system if you put in your butt. It also took me over an hour to get to the fork out. It got stuck and now it hurts.

My boyfriend gets depressed when he can't finish with me, but looks at porn nonstop. At first I blamed myself for not being appealing enough, but I catch him looking all the time. I don't know what to think. He tells me that its something else, but I'm not stupid. When I see him right next to me in the car, at dinner, or in bed on tumblr looking at porn and lying to my face, It makes me feel like shit. I don't know how to tell him the obvious: that he has a girlfriend, that slowing may help, it's a turn off; but it's definitely a problem. I want to help him because I love him, but I don't know how much longer I can handle. It feels like i'm getting cheated on, but instead, it's justified. I want to be more to my boyfriend than his human contact, but thats all I feel like now... lonely.

NAU is a wonderful college. I can't believe the school year is almost over. I wish it wasn't I'm having a blast here.

So yea, you have a big nose and you are the biggest dork I have ever met, but it's the reason I like so much...can't wait to hug your awkwardly tall body! #dontcareaboutlooks

I hack into all of my teachers computers everyday I started doing it in August of 2012. I get all the answer keys to become a passing student. I haven't gotten caught yet.