I think The Walking Dead is an overrated show.

I got high on LSD and kicked my friends window in because I thought I was locked in his car.

I have two roommates. I love eating all of one's food and then blaming the other for it.

I honestly don't get how people can just sleep their days away. Like seriously, my roommate does it all the time on weekends and what not and I'm just sittin over here like let's go hiking! Let's go out to breakfast! Let's go work out! Let's start the damn day. UGH. Wake up people.

I'm a girl and this is probably kind of weird, but I enjoy tasting myself after I've masturbated.

First it was the creepy selfie kid, now its the nasty sandwich kid. Seriously people?! Grow the fuck up.

I steal something every time I go to a friend's house, just to take a piece of them home with me.

I hate when I look at girls pictures and there's no half naked ones of them. Such a disappointment.