No class? No pants. It's that simple.

I am on the edge of my fucking queen size bed while my booty call takes up the rest. If I wanted to do this every night I would still be with my ex girlfriend. If she wasn't hot id make her walk home(nicely)

I have been asked out by three guys here in the past few weeks and not a single one had the decency to actually go through with the date. Guys if you ask a girl out and she says yes, don't pussy out. It's that simple.

There's nothing like going home for a week to make you remember why you left.
I'd be so much worse of a person if I had stayed there.

price charming isn't going to want a used up pussy that everyone else already had their dick in, think about that next time you want to spread your legs hoe

So, I went downstairs to do laundry. I looked out the window and there was this dog watching me. Then I realized it was my dog. Still have no idea how he got outside, but if anyone finds a brown and white boxer with the name tag reading "Loki" wondering around lonetree, tell him he's in big trouble.

always ask your roommates when they come back from break... my roommate just walking in on me busting a nut on my girlfriends face in full open gloryness. she licked it off while looking at him....

I know Im one of the "fat" girls. But i really don't care. If you want to judge me how I look thats fine, but I have more important things on my mind. I do my best to exercise and eat right, and I have a beautiful face. Im smart, and passionate about what I do. Im confident in who I am, and thats the way it supposed to be for everyone- regardless of how you look. Fake it till you make it, and you'll be okay (;