I feed my roommate while she's sleeping so she'll gain weight. I'm the pretty one, bitch.

When someone says they're pregnant and takes almost a thousand dollars from their sex partner to get an abortion, then says just kidding, not gonna do it and starts being a cunt to him.. That's the kind of person you just wanna kick in the fucking vagina. Don't say you're gonna do something then call him out cause he's not "manning up" to something you both agreed wasn't best right now. At least have the decency to give him back his money, he's a poor college kid just like you. These bitches always screw over the nicest guys out there. You already have one kid, don't make another one suffer having you as a mother. Fucking bitches man.

I'm a girl trying to tone up (NOT lose weight). I have made dramatic changes to my diet and I do resistance training and low intensity cardio 3 times a week each but no difference! I've been told to up my protein. Is that really going make a difference?! It takes time I get it but it's been said awhile I've been in this routine. What the hell am I doing wrong?!

I really want to tell this girl all of her man's darkest secrets, because subconsciously I want him and I know she'd leave him in a heartbeat if she knew. I won't though because that isn't my place to put his business out in the air. She took him from me and soon it'll all come out without my interference.

Last year here and i can honestly say this page has gone so far downhill. Step your game up underclassmen.

To the person that left an "I Like You" note on my Lexus - that's nice of you, but please don't ever touch my car again. Thanks.

Fuck Jurassic World. Forget Mockingjay Part 2. Don't even compare Avengers: Age of Ultron. STAR FUCKING WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS WILL BE THE KIND OF MOVIES THIS CHRISTMAS. I NEVER BEEN THIS EXCITED FOR A MOVIE IN YEARS!

My ex's pussy felt like fucking a warm bucket of water. Now she knows why I wanted to put it in her ass. I'm girthy, but you need a horsecock to satisfy that p