Tuesday, 25 March 2014 02:48 AM
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Ok I have officially decided that there needs to be a code amongst gays & lesbians. Like wearing something that lets other gays and lesbians know your gay. It would be extremely helpful.
Tuesday, 25 March 2014 01:18 AM
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Friend zone? Where? I could use some friends. Do I gotta bring snacks?
Tuesday, 25 March 2014 01:12 AM
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If you embrace the derogatory, they won't come. I should know. I been trogging for years.
Tuesday, 25 March 2014 01:04 AM
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I'm ugly and I'm proud.
Tuesday, 25 March 2014 12:51 AM
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I open-mouth kissed a horse once, that's something you don't know.
Tuesday, 25 March 2014 12:50 AM
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My grandma accidentally took my hormones. She thought they were mints. I guess she's gonna feel pumped for a few hours.
Tuesday, 25 March 2014 12:48 AM
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I found Tetracycline from 2008 in my cabinet. I'm sure they're inactive but I'm just gonna pretend they are and leave them there untouched forever.
Tuesday, 25 March 2014 12:45 AM
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My cousin, 3 months my elder, got engaged yesterday. Here I am still trying to find a girlfriend.