Breast size means absolutely nothing to me. All boobs are good boobs. I'm much more concerned with a healthy body then the size of your fat lobes that will one day feed your baby.

About 1 out of every 10 times I cum, I drool a little bit. Not sure what to make of it

Hey roommate, even though you said I couldn't use your stapler I've used it all year. Also, you're out of staples, you should think about getting some more and hiding them.

I feeling so confident today that every footstep makes the earth shake under my boots. Shout out to all you ladies and gentlemen who feel good!

I steal the fish from the pond by the union and keep them as pets.

Saying I want a long lasting relationship that has the potential to turn into marriage makes me weird to many of my friends. "just go out and party!" "live your life to the fullest!" "why would you want to settle down at such an early age?" "get to know yourself better!" Is what I always hear. doesn't anyone get that maybe I don't need to go through the "let loose" stage before the "settling down" stage? I don't want meaningless relationships. I want to build my life with someone. Why is that so looked down upon?

Sorry for all the sweating and grunting at the gym, Im crazy out of shape and am pushing myself to get back into shape so.... STOP LOOKING AT ME!

I've never had a boyfriend, just casual hooks ups but the last guy I had sex with makes me feel so special and alive when I am with him. As a girl I'm always afraid to ask a guy out does that sound dumb? Should I just wait for him to make the first move? Because he's always talking about wanting to take me out somewhere.