Freaking roommate sounds like a damn F%#king cow when she eats, it pisses me off to the point where I want to scream at her....

To the guy that works at North campus Starbucks in the evenings, you're quite handsome. I can't help but get awkward when you take my order...

I have a feeling my boyfriend thinks I'm a douche. He accuses me of lying (when I'm not) and of thinking/feeling some horrible stuff (when it never crosses my mind). It pisses me off because it shows:
1. he doesn't really know me that well after all this time
2. he thinks that I'm capable of being that shitty of a person
I mean, it is probably my fault, but I have no idea how this happens.

I feel so out of place on this campus. It really is tough being a little different from everyone else. It also sucks that I don't have a family to at least communicate with. At least I have my dogs! They are happy to see me every single day!

I didn't buy some of my textbooks so I could put money toward a volcano vaporizer. It was a good choice.

Sometimes I shart blood and it makes me nervous

I'm a straight girl, and I offered my seat to another girl on the bus today. Instead of assuming I was hitting on you and causing a scene about how you don't go for girls, you should have checked our heights. I'm 5'7, you aren't even 5 feet tall. It was hilarious watching you tip over the entire ride because you refused my seat and couldn't reach the bar, bitch.

I have three testicles...ladies.