My six male cousins including my brother all have a girlfriend and I am yet to find a boyfriend and I am a girl...#thestruggle

Hippies have such a terrible connotation nowadays; but if people would just shut up and listen to them, a lot of our problems could be solved. The most compassionate and understanding people I've ever met were hippies. Quite frankly, all we really do need is love.

Hey, guy with three testicles, I have three nipples. Are we meant to be?

I am just a penis. The rest of me is just there to make sure my penis survives long enough to make more penises.

When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow

I'll make you dinner if you make me cum. Deal?

Bisexual girls could alternatively be called "more-or-less-bians"

A long time ago I went on a date with a guy and he said he would never have sex with me if I was full Mexican because "it's gross and he has self respect"
In my defense, I said his personality was gross and I wouldn't have sex with him anyways because I have self respect and walked off with a bitchy smile :D