I can't stand the fact that people are so fucking obsessed with Frozen. They need to let it go, let it go..

I've started learning how to throw axes, and I'm tempted to take one with me wherever I go so I can go Johanna Mason on someone's ass if they fuck with me.

I'm afraid to play "Hips Don't Lie" on my phone in public because I always want to dance to it and I look horrible when I shake my groove thing.

is it bad that i want to get married to my boyfriend and vice versus if we've only been dating two years?

I'm a guy, and I'm ashamed that I haven't finished the past two times I've had sex. My partners have gotten off at least once, but I haven't and it makes them feel bad. I hope I don't have some kind of problem, even though I'm able to get off through masturbation just fine.

i just sent a snapchat video of me pissing off the top of the San Fran Parking Garage and I am damn proud of it. Im also drunk as hell. BUT.. someone screenshotted it and you no who you are. next time you come over, Im gonna roofie you and put you in the troll den!

Haiku of the night:

I like laying on my back
Letting my toes walk on thin air;

I never liked being grounded.

I am a girl who likes to "flick the bean" while I am driving to work. Drive with my left and use the right for the other ;)