Friday, 28 March 2014 04:02 AM
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I haven't had my first kiss nor my first time. Not because I haven't had the opportunity but because I didn't think it was the right guy. :)
Friday, 28 March 2014 03:35 AM
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I see you everywhere. Why can't we be friends already?
Friday, 28 March 2014 03:33 AM
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That awkward moment when you open your door and there's your roommate standing with their dad and your in your robe. Perfect timing
Friday, 28 March 2014 03:32 AM
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My boyfriend spent the night one time and I woke up to him dry humping me in his sleep.
Friday, 28 March 2014 02:28 AM
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Any girl down to have a threesome ?!
Friday, 28 March 2014 02:25 AM
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It's one of my fantasies to make love to a beautiful woman in knee-high, black leather boots and nothing else.
Friday, 28 March 2014 02:24 AM
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I find a lot of animals so much more appealing than people. Animals are less likely to hold a grudge for something stupid and meaningless that you did once.
Friday, 28 March 2014 02:21 AM
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I get into shouting matches with my homework because I fucking hate doing it.