i have sex with the lights on and i really don't care

Hey, 3 nipple guy, 3 nipple girl here.

So umm.. Sup. let's get lunch sometime.

I made weed brownies in my dorms kitchen

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down
Just a sweet little something to put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town

Well ask anybody I'm a pretty good guy
And the looks decent wagon didn't pass me by
There ain't nothing in my past that i'm tryin' hard to hide
And i don't understand why i gotta wonder why

This song captures my life right on the dot

I'd rather spend my Saturday with good friends and good weed than at some random party getting hammered with strangers.

Freshman year, I used to experiment with my identity. I was genderfluid. This girl ended up crushing on my persona a lot, so I invested in a strap on. We did it once but I managed to keep it on the DL. She doesn't know the real me, and today I saw her in the Union. You look good.

The current time is 05:43am.
After enjoying an exquisitely crafted marijuana cigarette; dare I say the perfect crutch and the cylindrical shape were achieved? A wisp like glimmer emerged from the darkness—adjacent towards the southwestern French fry-esk masterpiece torch (this sculptor accurately portrays mankind's conquest for enlightenment). Shortly after witnessing this spectacular exhibit, I came to the realization; it was no wisp at all. However, it was in fact a pig or possibly a rent-a-pig; either is considered to be unsavory company. Consequently, this district can no longer be utilized for attaining life's greatest endowment—exposing derivations which solidify our understanding of the universe and its inner workings.

I don't understand why people say white pride black pride and so on. We should just say American pride our ancestors may have been from other countries but when it comes down to it most of us grew up in this same country.