It's BS that everything here closes on weekends, do they think we just want to eat Cobrizo's and Star Ginger all weekend? Not everyone can buy their own food to cook or eat off campus.

I was told by my doctor I have lupus and havent told anyone in my family or my boyfriend. I don't fully understand the disease & I don't want them all to look at me differently.

This morning I got the pleasure of being in the shower while the janitor was cleaning... While she did said cleaning, she was slamming things and cussing. All I can say is... If you hate your job so much, look elsewhere. Seriously thought I was going to die if I left the shower while she was still cleaning.

I met a girl on the drunk bus last night and forgot to get her number. I hope I see you again. -the guy with the tattoos.

I showed my ex boyfriend a picture of the new barbie doll. Its been redesigned as a proportionately sized woman. He called it disgusting and that she needed to lose the weight and get back to "barbie barbie". That was the last time i felt something for him. For many many other reasons, i now just wait for the right time to leave his ass

I don't sing in the shower. I beatbox in the shower.

Wow... what the fuck happened last night!
I'll tell you what happened last night. My GF and I got hammered for her 21st birthday. I don't think i've ever felt so shitty in my life. I figured out the reason. I mixed my drinks. Later that same night i was vomiting rainbows into my toilet. Like seriously, I shit you not, all the drinks I had were colorful as fuck XD

I was watching KJACK on TV when the coolest song came on. I danced to it and the beat was so cool and I started dancing with the bae and he was smiling because I was singing to it too. And, we started making out and shit and I asked if he liked this song but it turns out that the volume had been off for 3 minutes and I was singing "Let it Go" really horribly while twerking against him. Ladies, don't get turnt with no chaser.