I haven't gone to class in two days because I walk to school. It's about 2 miles or so which is normally no big deal. Except that I haven't eaten in three days and I don't get paid till Friday. Didn't even blow my money on stupid shit... College life is fucking awful.

All I want is a fairly attractive, nice smelling guy to cuddle with.

One time I sharted during class so I went to the bathroom to assess the damage and there was wet sloppy shit all over my underwear. I cleaned my ass as much as I could with toilet paper and toilet water then sprayed some cologne on my ass to cover the smell. I didn't know what to do with my underwear so I chucked it into the next stall over and it turned out there was a person in there and I hit him with my sloppy underwear so I ran away as fast as I could

Keep your singing down(schoolwork), we need to talk to each other doing schoolwork to ignore your schoolwork. (When earlier I was working on a paper and they were super noisy nonetheless.)

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to seem so clingy. That's just who I am sometimes. We used to be close, but now I only see you occasionally. I don't have that crush on you anymore, I just want to be close. I'm afraid that you're falling away. Don't think that I'm creepy or stupid, I just don't want you to go. If I could, I would change what I said, but I can't. I know I won't talk to you for a few days, but I hope you're still there for me. You mean a lot to me, and even if you confuse me, or if you want to be alone so often, I'll try to understand. Thanks for being there when you were, and I'll try my best to change.

People riding bikes on and off campus make me so damn nervous, the bike lane is for bikes so for the love of god just use them. Why do I have to be a fucking wreck when I drive through campus and on the streets?

P.S to the lady in the red jeep driving through campus, how dare you get all pissy when I make a turn in front of you when you are the one driving way over the fucking speed limit on campus, I am not the one endangering lives you fucking idiot.

Oh my goodness...idk if it's just my lady parts...but I REALLY want to be a stay at home mom someday and do cute things from the internet and teach them cool things. I don't care about changing diapers if it means I'll never have to change into a suit or professional clothes again. And then I find a guy I love and date him long-term (super lucky considering I am kinda crazy) but he doesn't want kids for 10 years and idk if he could support a family...while I want to be married in the next 2,3,4 years and having kids 1-3 years after that. UGH.

I have a sex addictions and i dont know what to do. I have a mis. for flashing a girl. my family thinks im a monster and on my way to becoming to a rapist. im thinking if I just cut it off now it will make everything better