I love it when people post their"anonymous" confessions on the Facebook wall instead of college-confessions. Especially when the post is about being someone they aren't. You just look like an idiot haha

I didn't want to buy sugar to make cookies for my class so I went to the Starbucks on South campus and took the sugar shaker. All the while I was singing, "Lend me some sugar! I am your neighbor!"

Running through the Union wearing a unicorn mask seemed like a good idea. Except for now I'm plagued with guilt because I didn't give someone a high five. Sorry bro, I would have, I just couldn't see you...

It sucks being a college drop-out and still working for campus dining serving students. It's just a reminder of how I could've still been one now, had I not become so irresponsible with my grades. It would've helped to have known what exactly kind of future a student loan entitles me to. I regret so much. Whatever/whoever is distracting you atm from schoolwork, IT'S NOT WORTH IT. It's because of my immaturity, I will not be able to transfer credits out of NAU. I was in school two years, and will have NOTHING to show for it. I've come to terms with my mistakes, and I'm moving back home this May to start back on square one. My confession is I'm a college drop-out.

My boyfriend doesn't want me to work out and lose weight because he's afraid that my boobs will be smaller -__-

Sometimes, when I'm really pissed at people, I scream at them in fictional languages. Usually, it's the Dovah tongue from Skyrim since I haven't yet learned another.

I seem like a relatively normal person, but I eat really weird things, like toilet paper, paper in general, strings...

My third nipple is literally right under my right tit. It's unmissable (: unless you're not looking for it.. Then it's missable.