For April Fool's, I went up to my crush and screamed "I love you" in German at them. Why German? because love is often scary and difficult to understand.

I don't even know who other guys have as celebrity crushes, but I would be immensely satisfied if I could treat Samantha Wright or Kat Dennings to dinner and a film.

I have the weirdest attraction to Junko Enoshima.

Its so hard finding cute, attractive bi girls! All I want is a good looking, fit girl who I can go out and party with, make out with, have sex with, call up if I need another girl for a threesome or something, and just be best friends with! Gosh damn, whats a Girl got to do to get a girl in this town??
-Horny Bi Girl

Once I get in shape, I'm going to be a lot like Major Alex Louis Armstrong: Taking off my shirt in order to inspire all those around me.

Eight, nine people come back to me about things you said about me, some of which were very personal things I shared with you and only so many other people. Other times, while you were acting in an official position of something I was getting involved with.

Two people go back to you after I've been expressing some of these frustrations, and I'm in the wrong.

What?

I have this thing for alien porn. I don't know why.

My friends tell me I'm good enough to get any woman I want yet the same cycle keeps occurring. This cycle consists of getting to know a girl then she deems me inadequate and moves on without giving me a true chance. I know I'm not the only one but I could care less about sex and you women will realize later in life that saying you want a nice guy is completely different that actually giving a nice guy a chance.