Every time I walk through the chemistry building, I look for you. Because even though we don't know each other very well seeing you makes my day.

When I was seven, my brother Hid in my closet and then attacked me once I went to sleep. Even after thirteen years I still can't sleep without a nightlight.

I can't help it if I'm horny all the time. Can't help it if I want it from you all the time either.

I pranked my boyfriend into thinking I tested positive on a pregnancy test, and while the whole thing was funny and good hearted after 5 minutes when I fessed up on the prank, his initial reaction hurt and was unsupportive... which has me scared and questioning my security and support from him in our relationship if anything major ever happened where he had to step up... I feel like I would be on my own... has me thinking about how I should go about things between us from now on, like using condoms despite me being on the pill, because I know I wouldn't want to do that as a single parent.. also worried that the fact may be he really isn't ready for a real relationship where shit happens to good people in the least likely situations. :( Time for me to be responsible I guess and make desicions to prevent anything from happening with the wrong person...:/

The next time I have sex, I'm going to scream at my partner "HARMONIZE WITH ME, MOTHERFUCKER!" and start singing a high note in a falsetto voice.

I think there's nothing wrong with being a slut. If you like having lots of casual sex, go for it. I won't judge you

I can't listen to the song "Nettoppet" by Detekivbyran without bursting into tears. It's just a horrid weakness of mine.

I am, apparently, a spirit animal pimp.