i want to start a mosh pit on a really crowded bus

The English advising at this school is so incompetent, it's past laughable. I'm going to be one credit short of graduating because no one at the department can give me a straight answer.

NAU has the worst housing program ever. It's pretty much impossible for even sophomores to live on campus now.. Seriously NAU

The idiot who posts those selfies doesn't bother me as much as the one guy who literally will comment on almost every post verbally attack the poster... Like seriously, did life throw you such a curve ball that you feel the need to be an asshole to random anonymous people?

I just found a set of keys with a blue NAU lanyard, four leaf clover, pep boys, fry'fry's vip, wendy's key things. Found on san fran and pine knoll. I turned them into the dub.

Any suggestions on polite ways to tell a roommate he needs to shower and wash his bedsheets because he is literally stinking up the whole apartment? Im literally ashamed to invite any girls over because of it.

I have a thing for this girl in my class but I don't think she's into chicks.

Dear Flagstaff Weather: You're drunk. Go home.