Wednesday, 02 April 2014 05:43 PM
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To the black guy in the red jacket on north campus starbucks today - I'm sorry for creepin a little, I was just far too attracted to you. Sincerely - the girl you eye fucked a little.
Wednesday, 02 April 2014 05:29 PM
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Black dude wearing a red jacket in Starbucks north campus today: sorry for staring you were just the hottest aha. Sincerely, the girl you eye fucked a little.
Wednesday, 02 April 2014 05:28 PM
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I want to punch people that walk through fresh snow. This is why we can't have nice things.
Wednesday, 02 April 2014 05:16 PM
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My roommate moved out today, and all I could think was "now I can have guys over whenever I want". No shame
Wednesday, 02 April 2014 05:11 PM
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I've heard so many women complain about the "walk of shame", and I'm just sitting here thinking that I would at least leave with them so we could get breakfast together.
Wednesday, 02 April 2014 05:10 PM
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I was planning on going to another college but instead decided to apply to NAU because there are more tall hairy white dudes.
And I'm accepted. See you all next semester. I'm gay.
Wednesday, 02 April 2014 05:10 PM
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I want to do parkour while dressed up as Gandalf.
Wednesday, 02 April 2014 05:10 PM
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I am known by so many names by so many people in Flagstaff that I don't know who I am anymore.