Why in the almighty taintchafing fuck do people consider cosplay immature? I'm getting dressed up, putting time and money into a costume that ISN'T HURTING ANYONE while other people are getting drunk and having the cops called on them. What's really immature, hm?

I want to get drunk at an Elvish house party. They could probably party harder than what we meager humans are used to.

I'm too large to be considered adorable and not even close to being considered "sexy". I just want to be someone's strong man that curls up alongside them and falls asleep.

I can't stop laughing like a supervillain.

I really really want to commit arson.

Oh you wanted to be with your friends in Mckay or Pine Ridge? Here's a late housing selection date, and fuck you. Oh since you didn't get into Mckay or Pine Ridge you decided you want to live off campus because you don't want to live in dorm style housing a second year? Either you have 500 bucks to cough up or that's too fucking bad. Also fuck you again.

Couldn't get into McKay or Pine Ridge because our sign-up dates were crap. Anyone have suggestions on the best places to live off-campus?

I'm a really attractive guy who has a hobby of going out of my way to talk to below average girls (like 5/10 or lower) to ask them out using my roommate's name and number. At least twice a month he gets harassed by angry girls who he unknowingly stood up.