I fucking love it when my boyfriend cums all over me

Dear girl eating upstairs in the union around 11:50,
Why would you dye half of your hair neon green? It looks nasty like a baby vomited all over you. Just no. Ew.

To the girl that cut me off while leaving the San Francisco parking garage. You're welcome. If I hadn't been paying attention your car would now be totaled. You should pay closer attention to vehicles bigger than you.

Some guys just smells so goooooooood <3 can't get enough of hugging..

It's been 2 years since you've been in a relationship. We both really like each other and have a lot of chemistry. Be my boyfriend, please :) We're both thinking it.

I can no longer get myself up to go to class in the morning, and the more class I miss the worse I feel about myself, the worse I feel about myself the deeper my depression gets, the deeper it gets the harder it is to get out of bed in the morning for class. I'm sick of this downward spiral and I do t want to feel like a horrible person anymore.

I was in the HotSpot Monday evening, and I watched some weird guy put a potato into an ice cream cone and then put chocolate ice cream on it. Keeping it classy, NAU.

Sometimes there are just those people that you like a lot more when they're: at a distance, not talking to you, not looking at you, not associating with you, and generally not playing any role in your life whatsoever. Yup, you look real good as a dot on my horizon.