I really want to look one of my teachers in the face with a frightened look in my eye and say, "I need your permission to leave the classroom". When they start to respond, I would yell at them, "BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO."

I want to sing "Every Sperm is Sacred" as an audition for a musical.

I'm really glad that my roommate and I have opposing schedules because I have this tendency to burst out laughing when I'm just browsing the internet. I don't giggle, I don't chuckle, I always fucking laugh. And it is loud.

I had sex with a guy I met twice because he made me feel special (he was my secomd time) and he leaves but barely talked to me so I was feeling insecure and like shit now I feel like a complete ass because of everything he is going through. I'm actually so sad now, sex ruins a lot.

I take naps in my bath tub.

What's with the no shoes thing? Damn hippies.

I often watch porn with my blinds open... on the first floor.

Why do all of my friends complain about bruising after sex? I think it's because both partners or one of the partners is too thin and his/her hip bones hurt the other one through thrusting and the thinner one is more fragile.
Good for me that I am slightly chubby in the buttock and thigh are so If i get fucked by a skinny guy, I never get bruises ever.