Wednesday, 09 April 2014 12:08 AM
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You can either stay at home and masturbate, or actually talk to them
Tuesday, 08 April 2014 11:39 PM
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Cannabis is my favorite scent. <3
Tuesday, 08 April 2014 11:29 PM
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I gunned down a wild hog after it knocked over our fence and tried to attack our horse then had a nice glass of sweet tea. I can tuck my skinny jeans into my cowboy boots if I fucking want to. Country is more than the way you dress, it's a way of life.
Tuesday, 08 April 2014 09:25 PM
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Finding a job is difficult when you spiced up your resume with "how i lost my virginity" or "who stole my dildo" or "I discovered the meaning of life"
Tuesday, 08 April 2014 09:22 PM
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When people sings in falsetto voices, i automatically assumed that they're wearing butt plug.
Tuesday, 08 April 2014 08:48 PM
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To the dude who put me, the Allen white girl, on blast:
Why the fuck would I ever chase after your 4 inch dick? No amount of alcohol could make that thing satisfy me.
Tuesday, 08 April 2014 07:13 PM
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I just ate half a loaf of bread :(
Tuesday, 08 April 2014 05:54 PM
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If you have to tuck your cowboy boots into your skinny jeans it doesn't make you country.