Would someone please give the "Smiling for Daddy" dumbass some attention so he can stop craving for attention on a Confession page and pissing every one off?

To the girl that's complaint about all the "mean girls" that wouldn't let you through at the Ellie Concert. Please don't tell us to "cool our tits" . First of all, you're a dumb brat. If you think because you it's a concert you can show up 2 minutes before the artist goes on and still make it to the front, your wrong. You deserve not to be let through. I should up at 6 on the dot and got as close to Ellie as possible. If you wanted to be closer, maybe start drinking earlier and get there earlier. Stop complaining and move on.

Can I booty call someone I met at the bars at 2 pm on a Friday ? I just wanna blaze and ride him but I'm not sure if you can booty call that early.....

I wipe standing up, always have, always will. I didn't realize this was such a rare thing. It really isn't that difficult, and my ass is always perfectly clean! I don't understand why everyone seems so perplexed by the idea of wiping while standing. Maybe I'm just a superior being who is much more evolved than all you maggots...that's my theory anyway.

To the drunk bitches at the Ellie concert that called me a fat bitch and intentionally pulled my hair because a few others and I wouldn't let you through to the front, you're lucky I didn't punch you in the face.

I'm in love with a girl in one of my classes. Can't stop thinking about her. We talk sometimes but I think she's just being nice. She has a BF in phoenix... at least I think he's her BF. So anyway, the confession is that I sometimes daydream of going to phoenix to remove him from the picture, then being there to console her.

I'm torn between two guys. My feelings for both are strong and I don't know what to do because I still want them both in my life. But if I know secrets are let out, all hell will break loose. What to do...

Sometimes at the hotspot I put my used utensils back with the rest of the clean ones,im pretty sure some of you have already ate with my used forks