I use the removable shower head in first floor cowden bathroom to masturbate. Sorry not sorry.

I am in the God Tier of hot chicks, as in, I am into anal. It is quite enjoyable, and often times it is better than vaginal intercourse. Everyone should try it at least once, as long as their partner knows what they are doing. Take the time to learn to do it right and it will be the most fun you ever have!

I eat my boogers. I am 21 years old. I love the taste and mostly the texture.

And no. . . I am not making this up. I really do pick and eat my boogers all the time. It's addicting. It's embarrassing and others think it is gross. but I think I am addicted. I can't stop. The texture is grand. I try not to let anyone see. #aspen

Last night I spent all night crying because I just realized that I'm still in love with my ex and there is literally nothing I can do about it....she goes here too, and I have a class with her, and it's so hard seeing her and having to listen to her stories about how she's dating two different guys and always out getting drunk....but I don't get mad or jealous. I just smile and say "Oh that's cool" When I'm really tore up and broken inside. We used to hang out a lot too, just as friends. And it was so much fun. But now it's too hard to even look at her without wanting to burst into tears..

How do you make it to college and still not know the difference between there/their/they're or your/you're? Please learn the difference.

To everyone complaining about getting pushed at the Ellie Goulding concert, I hope you get taken to a metal concert and get kicked to the ground as the pit opens up.

The smiling daddy guy goes around on different social networks asking people to smile for daddy or saying some story around including a character named daddy....

I dreamt that I played chess against the guy in the Union and beat him, then he cried. I will try to avoid him from now on.