I love to poop in the dryers

I just took a massive shit and it was the size of a 10 pound log. My asshole hurts

In reference to the dude blowing guys on his floor, hmu. ;)

opinions on pubic hair?

My dad is super faded right now and he's talking about how much he wants to fuck his girlfriend saying shit like "I'm going to beat her pussy up from the back and bite on it hard"
Wtf dad you don't see me talking about how I fuck my gf and you wrecked up my fukin mind bruh

I'm 200% done with people posting on here saying "why isn't EVERYONE HERE EXACTLY LIKE ME and completely and utterly different from everyone else on the planet BUT ME?!? I need to find my soul mate here and ya'll basic bitches are making it A LOT HARDER THAN I DESIRE IT TO BE" like damn homie, I'm sorry finding """the one""" isn't going exactly how you planned, but you really need to chill for a second. Try travelling, leave your comfort zone and your expectations for who/what/where your ideal company is and see the world a few times in the process.
This kind of stuff really needs to take time in order to fully develop, and I'm tellin you that bitching about it anonymously on facebook isn't going to change your situation at all. Just try to live your own life to it's fullest and you'll meet everyone you're supposed to meet before you're outta here. I promise.

To the girl in the pink headband at the Undie Run, your body is perfect and you have a great smile and spirit...way better than my girl friend.

I spend a lot of time thinking about you even though I know it wouldn't matter to you if I disappeared tomorrow