All these posts about "every girl/guy is the same" or "everyone is trying to be a basic white bitch" must be written by extremely unique people who are sitting on their unicorns while juggling homemade glass ornaments or some shit. Like, unless you're as special as they come, you've got no right to say everyone else is the same.

So I had a few dinning dollars left so I decided to put on a pizza voucher egg hunt in celebration of 420 Easter! If you have a few extra dinning dollars and are interested in donating to the cause, go to the wedge sometime before 4pm tomorrow and ask if you can add on to the pizza egg hunt! Thanks a tone and Happy hunting NAU!

to the girl who sits up front in my physics class: you are the most attractive girl I have ever seen. I know you have a boyfriend and I respect that, but everytime I see you I get butterflies.

Shout out to the girl in SBS wearing a Napoleon shirt napping in style with her sunglasses on.

Kudos to people who participated in the undie run

How do I get my girlfriend to try annul with me? She's never done it before and neither have I but I would like to at least once!

So do girls like it when a guys goes slow or fast during sex? ... and I mean by the penis going in and out of the vagina

getting oral makes your day, getting anal makes your hole weak